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Do you find yourself in need of pai? Do you hunger for sweet pastry, cold beverages, and medication? Do you wander Malton feeling lonely with an urge to rhumba occasionally, and the urge to scream frequently??

Well then, it might be time for you to join Sanitarium and become one of our scary friends! You can use the discussion section of our wikipresence to send your characters details to the Sanitarium.

If you like real time co-ordination we have our own room over on irc://irc.nexuswar.com/sanitarium

Patients and staff are on hand to answer your questions. Serve pai. Administer your favourite medications, and introduce you to the delights of not really caring much, on a professional basis.

If you do not wish to commit to any form of organised nonsense just add Sanitarium to your profile. That is the only level of commitment we require!

See ya there. Or not. Handbag, Carnival, Partridge, Underfelt.

This ad stamped: --Talunex 19:58, 30 May 2009 (BST)